Deuce Coupe
After a recent challenge by a man who calls himself “H”, I ended up doing a little research on the subject of the challenge. After many hours of searching the internet, I finally found what I was looking for. I’ll jump back a sentence or two at the moment and announce the challenge that was brought up to me. It was a simple game of two on two in the only sport I play. Of course, Hockey. The champs (Chris and Bob) vs. The Club Pro and Henner himself. At first I didn’t even think Henner knew what hockey was, but after I found this picture, everything changed.
Yeah you got to watch out for the H.
HAHAHA
Henner you got jacked up once again.
That is the most disproportionate body I have ever seen.
The head was suppose to be a bit larger than the body as some kind of hidden message meaning Henner has a big head as in he’s overly confident… Or I could be saying this to cover up, because my photoshop skills have taken a turn for the worse…
Laugh all you want, Mike Barkus (college hockey player) will snipe goal after goal on you two scrub players from the scrub team the Detroit Canadians. Luckily I got to watch the embarrassment for a team called the Detroit Canadians play a few times this summer along side Steph Limon. To make a long story short, it looked like a bunch of Terry Shivo/ Michael J. Fox, post Parkinson’s trying to rollerblade. Steph and I got numerous laughs thanks to the lack of skill that team possessed. I just hope we get as many fans as possible at the game. I will be responding to all questions on Bodeche on Thursday night, so all of you people in the media and all you fans that have any questions go ahead and ask.
I usually would say something negative about Bacalia, but I think this picture speaks volumes on why Chris is so canced up. Get real with yourself Bacalia.
http://stashbox.org/54653/n38508650_31886200_1954.jpg
^p.s. that is Chris’s gf on the right.
I thought we were laughing at the black guys playing basketball- c’mon Henner, you know this.
Henner i would get your facts straight.
this picture speaks for it self
http://images.bodeche.com/random/hennerandwhore
P.S. That is henner’s girlfriend!
This reminds me of D2: The Mighty Ducks, when the Ducks played Trinidad & Tobago, H and Barkus obviously being Fulton and Charlie Conway, respectively, and Duhaime/Bacalia being the joke of a team from T & T. Barkus is obviously the team captain since he has more experience, so he is Conway, but H’s signature is the slap shot, so he’s obviously Fulton. Back in his Butcher Park days everyone was scared of his vicious attitude- he wasn’t afraid to body check his opponents and his slap shot is wicked. Duhaime and Bacalia really don’t stand a chance. All they’ll be thinking about the whole time is whether or not they’ll get new pegs for their bikes for Christmas, or who has longer hair, or who can do better kickflips and bunny hops and bar spins, or when SAW IV comes out on dvd, or which of the two members of The Black Key’s dick they would suck first.
I can just imagine it now: I’m sitting in the bleachers, Bacalia’s mom next to me, her hand “accidentally” grazing my thigh. Then, Chris comes out onto the rink. He’s wearing his Missions and a waste-of-money Jigsaw t-shirt, his hair is tied back in a ponytail, looking like a pure faggot as usual. Then Duhaime comes out in a Black Keys t-shirt, his hair held back by a girl’s headband, looking like he’s 12 years old. I’ll laugh and then turn to Bacalia’s mom and apologize in advance for the abuse her son is about to endure. Let’s just put it this way: Bacalia/Duhaime are going to get beat worse than Rodney King and Malice Green combined. Barkus and Henner would have better competition if they played Vladimir Konstantinov. I’d rather have Magic Johnson spit in my eye, or have Rosie O’Donnell sit on my face, or reenact 2 girls 1 cup with my mom than be Duhaime or Bacalia.
Also, I didn’t really know much about Duhaime until H sent me
http://stashbox.org/54670/Hai2.jpg>this candid photo.
P.S. Trefney, I’m going to beat the fucking shit out of you when I see you.
Pardon my html error, it’s been a while.
With all this talk about “The Detroit Canadiens” I’d like to link it up and remind Henner it’s spelled with an “E”. And no I’m not talking shit, I have much respect. And for Kevin Miller, buying a bigger amp doesn’t make you play any better, so before you try to be somewhat funny, work on how many underage girls you and mike cumsmears can impress in one sitting.
well its nice to see i get dragged into this but for k miller its really hard to talk shit to someone who plays a bunch of REO speedwagon cover songs on his squire guitar…but if you do happen to come across me and think its a good idea to “beat the fuck shit out of me” just let me know… i do have a thing against fighting dudes that wear girl pants and converse but i think i’ll be ok…
How come I get the girls pants comment when H is the one wearing them? Either way, girls pants or not, I’ll make you my personal little bitch. I’ll fuck you up worse than Steven Grant fucked up his wife. And for Robert: You can learn every Metallica song recorded, but that won’t help when you’re living in your parent’s basement until you’re 40, spending all of your time and money updating bodeche every day with some lame ass pictures you took of your piece of shit “classic” car. And yes, buying a bigger amp won’t make me play any better, just like using a fisheye lens for every shot doesn’t make you any better or any more creative.
Trefney: I hope you know that comment was just a joke.
One “shit talking” comment is enough for me so I’m going back to taking “uncreative fisheye shots”. Also, to make things a little more interesting, how about the 2 on 2 turns into a little 3 on 3 action. Myself (The Metallica playing, bodeche updating, living in a basement until he’s 40, piece of shit classic car owner.) Chris B (enough said), and The one and only Eric Trefney vs. Big H, The Club Pro, and the Honda driving, trend setting, hair stylist, Kevin Miller…
Not a chance.
show some respect.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Ibanezkid182/biggest.jpg
hahah steven grant…dont bring the fam into it,
wow. for hating you guys so much, kevin miller sure does keep up with your hobbies and life!!!! he must check your away messages daily. . . …what a fucking queer.
Yo we heard about this little hockey game of yours. Shit looks legit. So lets get straight to the point. We want in on summa dat shit. But we need to up the stakes cuz, you know how we do. winner of the game plays against tupac and biggie. Ain’t no bullshit. you laughin now but wait till these niggas get in that game. the’ll be snipin man…bar down top chedda. as there managers we would like to place a $100 wager on the game. that is if you punk ass white boys can dangle like tupac and biggie. peace,
Suge & Pitts
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