Last night a number of strange events took place in my home town of Warren. I will discuss one and one only. Chris, Bill and Myself witnessed two large deer attempt to jump a 7 foot fence with barbed wire across the top. The first attempt was a simple jump at a mild speed which resulted in a decision from the deer. That decision was to go full speed and go big or go home. The deer hit the fence and shot back like a trampoline and got up and felt like an idiot. The deer then got pissed at Chris, who was taking their picture, and ran towards his direction. The rest of the night was awesome, only because every picture we took looked wonderful thanks to the non photoshopped sky, which I’m not sure if there’s only one “p” in there or what. I really don’t care unless Chelsea is going to be a Grammar Nazi and call me out. I’m going to chop my hair off some more for the wedding, with the beautiful Megan as my date, so hopefully I don’t look like Louie after Kristyn decides he needs a haircut at 3 in the am. View these pictures and get a job.

June 29, 2007 | 6 Comments »